(via thepillmakesyou)
Every parting from you is like a little eternity.
Ladies and gentlemen. My president is infinitely cooler than yours. And also nerdier. This is not a conflict.
The coolest Pres…EVAH!!!OH MY GOD.
that’s pretty amazing.
Awww, that’s so sweet how people think it’s an actual personal comment, and not something to impress potential voters and a part of the complicated and well though out PR campaign. Adorable.
I wish I had that innocence.
(via teachingliteracy)
Stoya™: Always Leave Them Wanting More
…alternately, just bang ‘em until their vulva needs to be iced.
it amazes me how much i’m able to love someone simply because they accept that i want to be alone to work.
that, in the true ironic twists and turns of love, is the ultimate turn-on for me.
the ultimate turn-off? clinginess….
It’s not Dostoevsky, but still more intelligently written than most blogs on the net. And from a pornstar. Go, Stoya!
6 DAYS OMG. NEW SANDOR SHOTS TOOO. WILL YOU GUYS MIND IF I LEAVE CAPS LOCK ON FOR THE NEXT WEEK?
Movies that fuck with my emotions
∟Fight Club (1999)God damn it, an entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables; slaves with white collars. Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don’t need. We’re the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War’s a spiritual war… our Great Depression is our lives. We’ve all been raised on television to believe that one day we’d all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won’t. And we’re slowly learning that fact. And we’re very, very pissed off.
(via spumonis)
